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View ArticleBehind the times
Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell Most of you have already seen this, I’m sure, but for those of you who haven’t, it’s awesome. I love seeing all these actors get together to play...
View ArticleO Bama my Bama!
It’s really fucking weird what random shit comes to you when you’re taking a shower. With apologies to Walt Whitman. O Bama my Bama! The painful part is done; The country’s weathered pain galore, the...
View ArticleThe 2010 election results you didn’t know about
You can go to CNN for boring old election results, like who won what race and what obnoxious Republican beat which obnoxious Democrat and how we’re all going to get teabagged and have to like it. But...
View ArticleGeorge W. Bush on Osama’s death
Things Bush is probably thinking: “Fuck.” “Fuuuuuck.” “Maybe it’s some other tall Ayrab on dialysis.” “Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.” “I’m totally claiming partial credit for this in my memoirs.” “I wonder if I...
View ArticleWhat else is Todd Akin not telling us?
You’d have to be living under a rock to miss the controversy around the statements made by United States Representative Todd Akin, but just in case there is moss growing on you, Akin is under fire for...
View ArticleWhy I’m Voting For Barack Obama In The 2012 Presidential Election
I try to avoid political discussions. Religions and politics tend to be topics where the arguments are filled with passion and blind faith backed by little factual evidence, and convincing the other...
View ArticleNow what?
The partisan politics are over for the time being. The incessant ads, the Facebook posts, the anger and hate and rhetoric – it’s on a break. We have a President for the next four years. He’s your...
View ArticleWhat If Texas Succeeds And Secedes?
Using the mechanism created by the Obama administration to allow any US citizen to create a petition and have it heard by the US government, a resident of Arlington, Texas, created a petition to...
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